December 2009
“How come every time I write in someone’s formspring, I always feel like...”
– Michael Waskom, speaking to himself, with headphones on, probably talking way too loudly.
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Loretta Lynn - Coal Miner’s Daughter
and...
Okay, so I feel that I've over posted today,
though my tumblarity doesn’t think so ;)
I have aquired quite a lot of new followers lately, and I’d like to say thanks. Here’s my problem though, I know NOTHING about ya’ll, and I wanna know.
So if you started following me in the last week or so, why don’t you go over to my formspring and tell me about yourself. Some nice details, that make virtual friendship...
And to finish off my completely decadent evening
obscureallure:
I am eating ketchup chips and gummy bears for dinner. Yes I am.
P.S Sometimes it’s fun being an adult.
KETCHUP CHIPS? WHAT IN THE WORLD????!
Lucero - Hey Darlin’ Do You Gamble (from...
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Eric Clapton - Nobody Loves You, When You’re...
November 2009
They always fuck you in the drive thru.
The Police - Don’t Stand So Close To Me
A...
Teawithlemon suggests that I go for a wank,
Though not in close proximity to the television bearing animal shows, citing certain ethical concerns.
Ma’am, you suggesting has been taken under advisement. :)
do you wanna share, or overshare, as the case may be?
why breaking dawn must be made into a movie. →
rickahh:
i don’t actually care about twilight, but this is hilarious.
Seriously, after my x-gf explained the premise of all the books, I was speechless. This can’t be, and yeah, how would this ever be a movie?!
Despite being knocked out cold by his sexual style (and having the headboard destroyed), Bella goes back to Edward for seconds. This time he knocks her up. Yes, an undead vampire...
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You know what?
It’s that 3pm boring part of the day. You know the time of the day when nothing’s on tv, just like animal shows? So, I’m gonna go play guitar, or have a wank, or read a book, I’m not sure yet.
You can add your two cents, if you’d like.
Did anyone else notice that the Directory...
constantflux:
heymikewaskom:
What’s up with that, David Karp?
oh shit….its gone for reals now…
http://www.tumblr.com/directory
WOAH, and now that link works again! I Sent an email about 4 minutes ago, and then re-checked the link. Think my email did it?
Hi, I’m just curious about the disappearance of the Directory. Could you explain this for me briefly, and also give me some...
Did anyone else notice that the Directory...
constantflux:
heymikewaskom:
What’s up with that, David Karp?
oh shit….its gone for reals now…
http://www.tumblr.com/directory
Yeah, I know. And, why have tumblarity, if you’ve got no directory to sort them out? Sooooo, hmm. you know?
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Did anyone else notice that the Directory...
What’s up with that, David Karp?
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Rascal Flatts - What Hurts The Most
tell me...
Creedence Clearwater Revival - Proud Mary
Earth, Wind & Fire - Shining Star
The ironic thing about that photo I made last night(adding text to a photo counts as “making” it right?) is that I really did get drunk and think about her, and then made that picture. And now it’s got so many notes!
I’m about to make another one that caters more toward the daytime, “thinking about you late at night and then drinking always results in a headache like...
obscureallure:
Lay Down Sally- Eric Clapton
Long nights, hard times, everything that makes you...
Had a great jam/recording session with my pal Phil tonight. He’s going to be playing with me, and my sister and her BF(hopefully!). So that’d make between us about 20 instruments. Plus the 4part harmonies, stoked!
Still getting anonymous formspring comments. I would love to walk up to a woman wearing a mask and be all like, “hey, shit you’re cute, kissable face too. Wanna...
Why Does Tumblr Always Shit The Bed This Time Of...
rachelsflat:
i don’t know why people say secrets don’t make friends. secrets bond people to each other, turn casual acquaintances into solid partners, co-conspirators, keepers of a shared knowledge, whether its shameful, or illicit, or the kind of secret that makes you smirk and raise your eyebrow when someone walks into a party, or the kind where they change the subject without causing a scene...
feelingfeisty:separateskies:
Jolene - Dolly...
Death Cab For Cutie - What Sarah Said
Love is...
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Coyote Shivers - Sugar High
Empire Records.
"You're not the same person you used to be,"
She said as she walked out the door. I leaned back on that old couch, and lit a cigarette.
That’s fine, I thought. I never knew who I wanted to be anyway.
"Where do you get YOUR porn?"
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I just found a sweet pellet gun,
It’s like a red rider bb gun, but it’s totally more better in every way. Gramps ruled. I’ve been stalking the yard for stuff to shoot!
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"I wonder if he's for sale,"
the older of my two sisters, who I think is fifteen, mumbles, and both of them giggle from the backseat.
Death Cab For Cutie - Transatlanticism
I need you...
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I probably want to see you naked,
some kid
just reblogged me and removed the credit. Whatever, we all know who rules the hardest.
HINT: me.
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