March 2009
Why Imitation Syrup Is Better Than the Real Thing... →
I whole heartedly agree. Real syrup is gross.
February 2009
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I know my room is smelling like a dive bar, but theses songs I can’t play anymore they hang over me like Damocles. Please come home tonight.
So this song is by one of my very best friends...
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I’ll tell you what’s real, this lust in my heart and this bottle in my hand.
Rihanna and Chris Brown reported back together |... →
Time to stop feeling bad for her.
A lesson in customer service...
So I feel like shit.
Today a customer made a cashier cry. This is a cashier that I don’t really care for, but when it’s us against them(the customers) I’ll always choose my co-workers any day.
This guy was really rude, and being verbally abusive, in front of me I heard him say “You be quiet” with a harsh tone.
The circumstances are vague, but they had a...
It’s really annoying when people talk about their kids constantly. If I thought kids were that interesting I’d have a few, but I don’t, and I don’t want to hear about how you buy your milk for the kid at Wal-Mart, and how, even IF you could afford it, you wouldn’t buy organic milk.
I hate you, SHUT UP.
Bow Wow Says Chris Brown Is Only Human - News... →
right, because you know, we’re only human and sometimes well all fly off and beat the shit out of our girlfriends, let’s just all stop talking about it and everyone will be fine…
Bow WOW, FAIL.
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And NO ONE commented on my previous post about my new book, so here’s a ditty about old music… enjoy, assholes. I can’t tell you how many times I heard this album growing up. If I can…
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A Day At The Office
You live the life, Knox!
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First off, I don’t like the new blogger layout. I don’t want to see the followers I’m not following while visiting someone else’s blog. It’s stupid. I follow blogs through a really, you know…
“Do you ever think that you’re just not notable? People remember you with...”
– Because that’s how I feel, a lot.
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Couldn’t for the life of me find a shitty place to drink around my house so… I’m at the USS Nemo at the bar. I did find some empty places but I didn’t wanna be forced to talk to a bartender so here…
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So I guess I’m gonna write a new novel, I started in on it today and I’m not sure what to think. Below I’ll post the first two pages. It’ll work backwards from there, so the first chapter is the last…
“I know it’s kinda ridiculous but when I call and you don’t answer, I...”
– My thoughts after a really long day.
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I can’t get over how much of a waste of time these classes are. Out of 40 people there are only maybe 6 real candidates for leadership. One of the educators was asking which jobs were high turnover…
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I expected to at least be challenged by this, but its like a garbage man trying to perform brain surgery . Almost no one here is truly qualified to be here. I’m disappointed.
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Okay, so you ever get that drunk myspace message from people? So, I got one, over on my bands myspace(myspace.com/ofempires) from this random kid, who I don’t ever remember meeting. It goes to show,…
“In the best, most desirable way — you scare me. But I love the way you scare me...”
– Dawson’s Creek (via littlemiss)
Does anyone know that I’ve seen every episode of Dawsons Creek at least 3 times and wept like a member of my family died at the series finale?
I just figured I should share that.
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So, I’m averaging 14 miles a day on my bike. Today I did 17. The only downer is that every day I bike to work the wind is blowing from the north at 10-15mph and I average around 17 mph, so I’m having…
I could talk about you all day long, but when...
(via littlemiss)
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My Friends,
So this probably isn’t interesting to anyone, but it’s been on my mind for a little while, to do a character sketch of some people that I see often, people that I would call friends. I bet you never thought I thought so much about you… Figure out for yourself who’s who. You’re a good boyfriend, who trust his girlfriend and is totally comfortable in his relationship,...
“This is a time in my life
Where everything is falling apart,
And at the same...”
– “A Year In The Past, Forever In The Future” - Grade
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Today at work I almost died. I was atop of a 25 foot ladder and a guy drove a palate into it knocking the ladder over, and I jumped down like fuckin’ spiderman. EPIC. Also, I did a lot of online…
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if you watch jaws backwards… …it’s a movie about a shark throwing up people until they have to open a beach. If you watch Heroes backwards you realize that it’s been getting progressively…
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Woah, long day. Up EARLY at like 6am, got some p-cakes and relaxed until the mall opened, where i got some new Vans, finally new shoes. Then I shot home and grabbed a beer and hung around with my…
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My life, hmm, how can I explain this. I always live in this anticipation and almost fear of intersecting lines. Fear is a wrong word, I’m not afraid, I just hate seeing it from afar and…
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i’m drunk and a big bottle of emotions and i can’t focus on anything and i’m slipping in and out but i know i miss you, and wish you were here to tell me jokes, because you’re really hilarious and i…