June 2009
This whole laundry thing got me to thinking. Something about my life strangely reminds me of the movie Alfie. Which is kinda cool and you know, a bit creepy.
I’m paying a girl at work $30 to do my laundry. Am I really that kinda guy?
May 2009
Fast food restaurants will always be a haven for joint custody fathers. Amen.
All my mistakes, they brought me to you.
That’s How I Got To Memphis - Solomon Burke
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Tour | The Official Avett Brothers Site →
Seriously, who wants to drive my sorry ass to either St. Augustine or Ft. Lauderdale in July to see The Avett Brothers?
Eternal love, sexual favors, free drinks, a drunken me, hugs and kisses are just a few of the things that I’m willing to give in exchance for a trip to see one of my favorite bands.
Takers?
I wish you could feel the weight that’s lifted off of me. This shit is therapeutic.
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Maybe you’re asking yourself, “how...
Today my anxiety got the best of me. Truly, my soul hurts. My entire being hurts. I had to go back to work today after like 9 days off and I forgot how horrific regular life can be.
I feel nauseous and I’ve been on the verge of tears for the better part of the last 3 hours. I can’t bear this.
I can’t work forever. I can’t work tomorrow, I honestly feel like I want to die,...
“It is a curious thing, the death of a loved one. We all know that our time in...”
– Lemony Snicket (Daniel Handler) (via psychotherapy)
“Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I’ll be back.”- Ray Ghostbusters
ohnovember:
Alright Michael Waskom, I tried to figure out how to put a song I mentioned the other day on here, and I can’t figure it out for the life of me. So please just look up Black Water Child by Fionn Regan when you get the chance. I think you’ll like it.
Darlin’ I looked it up on itunes. Ha, thanks for being concerned. :)
Anyone remember the band The Goodbye Letter? I...
This Spelling Bee is really a heartbreaker.
I’ve teared up 3 times. This is what Television should be like all the time.
THE FUCKING WEATHER →
Wanna know what the weather is like? Check this out.
I can’t get over how mind blowing it is to really, truly feel comfortable around someone, finally. To not feel judged and I can make all the stupid faces I want and smile all over the place and just be the me that’s been inside me for probably 5 years but has never come out. A picnic in the park was probably the best birthday present anyone has ever got me, and that’s not an...
audiobahn:
Coldplay - “Fix You” (Live from...
Can I get a witness?
Does it say something about our society that fuckyeahskinnybitch is the top blog in the US(they’re currently no. 2, behind blogsecret- but anyways). I mean there’s something like 40,000 tumblarity points separating the no.2 blog and the no. 10.
What are we doing? Is tumblarity really an accurate representation of the culture in America?
There are a few highlights though, a blog like...
Love is too young to know what conscience is.
Oh bye gum! Shane MacGowan FINALLY gets a full set... →
Damn, I had to find this, the fucker fixed his grill. Oh well, good for him.
His music still rules.
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thommy:
Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis.
The only way to describe Zach Galifianakis is by using a hyphenated word, and that hyphenated word is “next-level.”
I’ve seen a few of these and they’re classic. I know it’s from Funny or Die but it they just always seem so real. The guests are always so uncomfortable. Next-level indeed.
Here’s the song that I used in the video.
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WatchLate Night Interview With Keri on Vimeo (via Vimeo)
So my friend Keri and I recorded a part of our conversation last night.
We talk about dogs, birthdays, friends, old mugs and me throwing bottles around.
Check it out. :)
So this post may seem cliche but I figure I should make it since I’ve got 5 or 6 new followers this week. First off, hello new friends. I’m Michael Waskom. I’m just a normal guy who works for a major supermarket as a lazy supervisor. My therapist says that I’m OCD and have all of the anxiety disorders rolled into one, but I think that I’m just a shy guy who’s...