The Future Is That Mountain: Archive

Dec 31st

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Anonymous asked: why are you so cynical all the time? Honestly, your posts amuse me vastly because your thought process is different and fantastic, but yet bleak. I'm not hating on your posts because I truly do enjoy them. The question's tone is purely honest and and curious.

Dec 31st

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Christmas morning

my mom always cooks this elaborate breakfast. She wakes up real early and throws away the cookies that we’d left out for Santa and then, after that is done, after she’s poured the milk down the sink and washed the glass she really begins. First she puts on a fresh pot of coffee; Folgers. Just like on those commercials from when we were kids where the big brother is coming home from the army and...

Dec 31st

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Christmas morning

my mom always cooks this elaborate breakfast. She wakes up real early and throws away the cookies that we’d left out for Santa and then, after that is done, after she’s poured the milk down the sink and washed the glass she really begins. First she puts on a fresh pot of coffee; Folgers. Just like on those commercials from when we were kids where the big brother is coming home from the army and...

Dec 31st

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Anonymous asked: why are you so cynical all the time? Honestly, your posts amuse me vastly because your thought process is different and fantastic, but yet bleak. I'm not hating on your posts because I truly do enjoy them. The question's tone is purely honest and and curious.

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

Don't b fooled

I don’t think I would really come here if it werent for me befriending the manager. It’s FULL of college bros and their ladies, and dudes in their late 30’s trying to keep the dream alive. PLAYLIST: Fallout Boy 311 Finch? dispatch New greenday Say Anything And so much shit I’ve never heard of. The two couples playing beer pong just played the “guess when I...

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 30th

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Dec 29th

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Oh boy

Today I bought a 80$ backpack. Because, I’m tired my Seagull Black Bag. It’s just too big, and I don’t cycle with it like I used to. So it’s North Face college-type pack for me from now on. So, weird thing, before I went to the NF store, on 72nd and Broadway I checked out their Yelp! page. WOW, people really like to complain about this store, and hate on the brand. ...

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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You know it just dawned on me

That I spend a healthy amount of time (not to excess) thinking “WOW!, I made it, I live in Manhattan!” but then I go outside, and like, there are like—I basically live in Chinatown, with all these real real poor Chinese people, who just got off the boat, and they too, live in Manhattan. Wind outta my sails, everyone. I’m trying to keep my first-world problems to myself,...

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Corey Hart — “Never Surrender” ...

Dec 28th

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Corey Hart — “Never Surrender” ...

Dec 28th

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Here's an update

Tricia G. sent me a note requiring a life update. She’s especially concerned, I reckon since I; STILL don’t have heat in my apartment after 7 days (can I deduct those days from rent?) and because of the blizzard and me never having been in snow, like, ever. Here goes! So it started snowing, and I waded through it after work last night, and then I got home drank the beerz and fell...

Dec 28th

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Here's an update

Tricia G. sent me a note requiring a life update. She’s especially concerned, I reckon since I; STILL don’t have heat in my apartment after 7 days (can I deduct those days from rent?) and because of the blizzard and me never having been in snow, like, ever. Here goes! So it started snowing, and I waded through it after work last night, and then I got home drank the beerz and fell...

Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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adam gnade - “the winter; their...

Dec 27th

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Anonymous asked: so you went from florida to new york. have you ever made a snow man before??

Dec 27th

Anonymous asked: so you went from florida to new york. have you ever made a snow man before??

Dec 27th

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Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

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I've been giving the idea of dating again a lot of...

and I figured if I liked a girl again, I’d write a letter to her parents. The last line would be: “In closing, Mr. and Mrs. ________, I’m not looking to make your daughter married or pregnant, I just want someone in my life who doesn’t challenge me.” Buttttt then again, I’m not so sure how that would go over. (which is worse the idea that I want to date a...

Dec 26th

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Dec 25th

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What bars are open tonight in the East...

Bonus points go to bars that are open right now and for you, if you direct me to those bars. Not that I want to be social, but it couldn’t hurt, eh? This Starbucks is seriously crowded, and people keep looking at me and giving me the stank eye, because I’ve got the best seat in the house, and yeah, I’m writing this story out, and it’s shaping up, taking turns, forming...

Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

benk3nobi asked: Merry Christmas dearest Michael.
I know it's not Christmas where you are yet, but I thought you might appreciate a little British Christmasness.
Live long and prosper.

Dec 25th

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benk3nobi asked: Merry Christmas dearest Michael.
I know it's not Christmas where you are yet, but I thought you might appreciate a little British Christmasness.
Live long and prosper.

Dec 25th

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