March 2010
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Somewhere in the middle of america I'm alone in...
basement of my parent’s house. The furnace rumbles and I reach into the desk drawer and pull out a Parliament Light, search my jack pocket for a match. Rip, swipe, flame, exhale, sulfur hangs in the air. The only light in the room comes from an exposed bulb hanging from the ceiling and from the screen of this laptop. On a whim I look up “snark” on urban dictionary and wonder when...
February 2010
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Cruiserweight - All This Negativity
The Austin...
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“Life’s too short to dance with fat chicks,”
– Al Moody Californication
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RUMOR has it,
that The Whiskey Monologues is stalking downtown Los Angeles even as we speak. You west coasters, if you’re in the area you should lurk him out. Just look for the big guy with a glass full of brown liquor.
Here’s a hint. Where’s the hippest hipstery show tonight in LA?
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Townes Van Zandt - If I Needed You
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Pete Seeger -If I had A Hammer (live)
protest...
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thoughtcriminal:
If you say Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s name three times while standing in front of a mirror at midnight, a Hidden Imam will pop out of the mirror and kill you with his hook hand!
wow,
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Benny Goodman - Sing, Sing, Sing
I played drums,...
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Django Reinhardt - Nuages
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Belle and Sebastian - If You’re Feeling...
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The thing about the Blog Swap thing...
So, um, like, Blog Swap… the “idea” for the blog swap thing came to me as a backhanded way to make fun of myself because lately I’ve just been posting movie reviews/nostalgia shit, and it’s annoying even me, I can’t imagine how ya’ll feel!
But then… I got several emails, from normal people who really liked the idea and wanted to participate. WHAT?! ...
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Memories, light the corner of my mind,
One of my earliest memories of being drunk was right after graduation. Some pals rented a hotel on the water to celebrate and we somehow got a shit load of Zima. I drank a lot of it and in my drunkenness told this girl (don’t remember her name) that I’d never had a beej.
She took me outside and in the parking lot, against a taxi, she gave me my first beej, and I think that’s...
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BLOG SWITCH 2010!
So for a undetermined period of time we’ll blog switch. I’ll update as you, you’ll update as me, but from your own blog, think of it like roll-playing… Here’s some examples:
FEELINGFEISTY
Today I asked the kids what they wanted for lunch and they said fluffernutter sandwiches, and I said, “No, you can’t because we’re out of Fluff, you have to have...
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Val Kilmer always gets all the cred,
For being in Tombstone, and rightfully so. He rules. Plain and simple. But let’s talk about Powers Boothe, and Terry O’Quinn. SO good. Gosh, what a film.
Powers Boothe plays a dirty Cowboy, and is excellent, and Mr. O’Quinn plays a bitch of a mayor, but convincingly. And I mean for 17 years on, this film ages very well.
I think I’d do well in the Ol’ West. I mean,...
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George Thorogood & The Destroyers - One...
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girlscout:
Cap’n Jazz - little league
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STAR WARS THEME
(I used to put this on when we...
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Chet Baker - I Fall in Love So Easily
Heroin...
The Whiskey Monologues: NEW YEARS AND EVERYTHING... →
New Year’s Eve 2004 began like any other New Year’s Eve. A small get together of friends, at an apartment downtown, and I opened a bottle of Red Bicyclette wine, and began to drink from the bottle. Not long after, we all piled into my second hand minivan (don’t ask) and headed over to my friend…
In the event you throw a new years party, make sure your mother’s not there. A true...
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BOOKS/AUTHORS I CAN READ DRUNK
CAN
Bret Easton Ellis
Hunter S Thompson (though not Hell’s Angels, for whatever reason)
The Great Gatsby
Camus’s The Stranger (Meursault just talking to himself the whole time, ya’know?)
Gary Paulsen’s Hatchet
Tropic of Cancer
The Lord of the Rings ‘Two Towers’
CANT
Anything by Mark Twain (dialect kills me)
Jonathan Safran Foer (specifically Eating...
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Aphid Ant Constructions - Amherst Massachusetts
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Jimmy Eat World - Crush
I had to temper that...
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Don’t hate me for this, please.
Drowning...
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m-m-f asked: what are the best tacos to get/make?
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HEYMIKEWASKOM
electrifryme:
You forgot to mention the never ending jetlag that is involved. Living in hotel rooms, traveling alone, never having anything to look forward to except losing weight, and regaining it, depending upon what country you are doing shows in. The fact that you are not allowed to plan trips, or hang outs with friends, because at any given moment, any given designer could need you to be...
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NOTHING interesting happened today,
Though I did get 6 new followers (hi, you guys, where’d you come from?) Although I lost 2, sad face.
I wish tumblr would tell you why you lost a follower, like an exit interview, they’d have to check a box,
☐So and so is no longer following you because they have a real life and deleted their blog
☐So and so is no longer following you because they found you to be dull
☑So and so is...
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Blink 182 - Apple Shampoo
a personal favorite.
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MY EXCITING LIFE
In bullet point form
Boy works all day
Boy comes home from work
Boy says “Gee, I’d love a baked potato & Boca Chicken patty for dinner.”
Boy cooks food.
Boy turns on Red Dawn to enjoy this classic with his tasty meal.
Boy spills entire contents of plate onto his lap before the first bite. (he might as well be a child)
Boy opens two beers at once.
Boy will go to...