May 2010
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Anonymous asked: How the fuck are you single ..
April 2010
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therobbstory asked: Would you buy Robb Hohmann a hot dog?
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Paul Simon - Graceland (live)
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Mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm
The opening strains of Simon & Garfunkel’s America play over and over in my mind. Not the lyrics, just the humming. It repeats in my mind, and it will not leave.
I’m standing at my front door, it is closed. My entire house is empty, I’ve moved all of my possessions into a friends garage. All I have left to do is to open that door, and walk out of it. Once the door opens, and...
Anonymous asked: Just sayin', I think you are really ridiculously attractive.
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The special features on the Tremors Collectors...
are actually really in depth, and last for almost 2 hours. Good I think. Finally some clarification about a monster that scared the shit out of me as a kid.
six months ago
I was blown away that Since She Left had 200 followers. I really was. Just not we reached 10,000, and I’m a bit overwhelmed. This isn’t gloating, it’s me genuinely freaked out/amazed that people like that silly, silly blog so much.
Fuck me, I’m going for tacos.
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(sincesheleft)
The Raveonettes - Bang!
Kids...
Ch-ch-ch-changes
So I’m moving out of my shitbox and in with some friends. 4 ladies to be exact. They call their house The Vag Hatch. This can’t go wrong because it feels so right.
Jump In The Line (Shake Senora) - Harry Belafonte
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Recommend My Friends! →
aletdownsquid:
So I’m asking all of you to do me a favor and recommend me my friends.
The Whiskey Monologues - Mike Waskom is a writer/musician in Florida, and the creator of the hugely popular Since She Left. TWM is a communal writing space (open to submissions) that revels in drunken debauchery.
Take your Pick, these blogs are sick!
GUYS, I am NOT the Whiskey Monologues. I’m...
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Jwoww and Ronnie team up to write a book. →
fuckyeahjerseyshore:
St. Martin’s Press announced yesterday that Jenni “Jwoww” Farley and Ronnie Ortiz-Magro have written a book, Never Fall in Love at the Jersey Shore, in which the two explain how to balance work, love, and partying, while properly taking care of hair, nails, and skin — as well as everything else that goes into living an authentic Jersey Shore lifestyle.
Is this why I...
numnumsbylaura asked: mike. look up this guy matt zaller he is an NYC comic and he looks like you. and his name is matt and your name is mike and that is practically the same name. i bet both of you at the same time, i wouldnt be able to tell you apart, but I would also, most likely be drunk.
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(wanderlusts)
Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers...
Its 930 at night
And there’s someone kiteboarding at the beach. Way to take the wonder out of the moment dude.
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Creators of 'Everybody Draw Muhammad Day' drop gag... →
Everyone’s so full of conviction until the death threats start rolling in. It doesn’t even matter what happens on May 20th, because at this point, thanks to comedy central censoring the south park episode and the artist in the article backing out of her own creation, the terrorists have won. Fear has overcome free press and creative endeavors.
I mean who’s to say that radical...
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The Turtles - She’d Rather Be With Me
Some...
Scary thunder is scary
and lightning too.
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(sincesheleft)
Etta James - I’d Rather Go Blind
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Little Walter - My Babe
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My subconscious just called me out.
yellowbricks:
I’m sitting here tumbling in my pajamas at 12:20 on a Sunday when I look out my window and see a neighbor, who looks like a total thug in his sweatpants and undershirt, swagger out to his car which is both newer and nicer than mine. I felt a twinge of jealousy and thought, “Damnit, why does he get to drive a nicer car than I do?” and, I kid you not, the voice in my head...
trntbl →
sincesheleft:
Turn Table, turns any tumblr into a playlist, and we’re a Recommended Album!
Also some friends of ours are recommended too.
Enjoywontyou, Obscureallure
Pretty awesome website, check it out and turn your own blog into a playlist!
I always knew Aaron had the best taste in music.
yellowbricks:
Nelly > Ride Wit Me
Eventually...
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dryden lane →
My old friend Tammy has fictionalized events concerning the photo of me and the fish…
I’m so in love with this lady right now!
3 hours of work,
then free till tuesday!
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BRET MICHAELS.......
get well!
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(crookedindifference)
Rancid - Journey to the...
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Carole King - So Far Away
let’s all hug....
And so I called AT&T
to talk about an iPhone and they said, SURE, WE’RE JUST GOING TO NEED A 700 DOLLAR DEPOSIT(plus the cost of phone) BECAUSE YOUR CREDIT IS TERRIBLE.
Sorry for all the complaining, ya’ll, but, why does big business hate me?
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Against All Odds, a Phone Saga-
It was a normal day, just like any other. The sun was shining, the gulf breeze was brisk, and I was stuck at work bored as hell. My phone wouldn’t connect to the internet, I was trying to refresh tumblr, but it just wouldn’t. I turned my Blackberry Storm off, and then on again, but it didn’t come on. Just a white screen. I wondered, “Is there a BB outage?” Nay, all my...
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Ritz-Carlton told employees of color they could... →
“When the Rodney Morgan family arrived at the Ritz-Carlton, Naples, they made it clear they didn’t want to be served by a black waiter or one with a foreign accent. The request, which was entered into the posh hotel’s computers, is at the heart of a federal discrimination lawsuit filed by 40-year-old waiter Wadner Tranchant of East Naples, who was turned away after he began to...
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