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i am but a fool: ATTENTION! all NYC MTA riders
$100 for a Limited MetroCard? No way.
Hi -
The MTA is at it again. On Wednesday, they announced yet another round of fare hikes, including a plan to limit the number of rides on “unlimited” monthly MetroCards and jack up their price to almost $100.
Enough is enough. Transit riders aren’t…
It must pay...
How about you, Lash LaRue? You think you can keep...
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Blink-182 - Feeling This
I literally (not...
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IN REGARDS TO SINCE SHE LEFT
whiskeymonologues:
Noticing how some people are throwing fits over the departure of Rebecca Rae from the site Since She Left, attacking Mike Waskom, and generally overreacting, I thought I’d share my thoughts. Especially since I consider Mike a friend, and I think I know why he did what he did. Number one: Something everyone should first consider, the site is called Since She Left, not...
Top Three Favorite Smells
1. My arm, after being tattooed. 2. The barber shop, specifically after a hot shave. 3. Coconut.
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On Asking The Right Questions
In case you’re wondering, yes, some girl (or guy—hey I’m not choosy) has been having anonymous dreams about me. I don’t know who it is, but I sure would like to seeing as how these anon comments are my best prospect going right now, and I’m not exaggerating.
So I just got another anon question, this one pertaining to some girl being a virgin and her BF doesn’t...
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Anonymous asked: I had that dream about you again. The one where I'm filthy and depraved and you're nothing but a gentleman. Except this time I think I was bringing you out of your gentlemanly shell. I hope this is a recurring dream where you get progressively more dirty every time I have it...
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Anonymous asked: Are you crushing on any little lady?
“Weren’t chains ashamed of their prisoners?”
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WatchOn July 25 1956 The SS Andrea Doria collided with the MS Stockholm and over 50 people perished.
This is obviously remembered by an episode of Seinfeld.
Kramer: The Andrea Doria collided with the Stockholm in dense fog 12 miles off the coast of Nantucket. George: How do you know? Kramer: It’s in my book - “Astonishing Tales of the Sea”….Fifty-one people died....
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"Well I was diagnosed with MS about a couple of...
Sometimes people you only vaguely knew from high school try to add you on facebook. You go over to their page and find shit like this, which makes me really sad. People complain a lot but how awful is your life right now, by comparison? And she even seems happy.
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Those Little Differences
So yeah, I work in two different restaurants, and they couldn’t be more different from each other.
Lobster Place
The overwhelming number of employees with college degrees, many from top schools, even amongst the employees who only work in the kitchen, assembling lobster sandwiches.
We listen to good music, and people often sing or whistle along. Beatles, Beach Boys, oldies, new hip...
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Elliott Smith - Between The Bars (live)
Take Note
that I just had a rad nap, and I woke up with the phrase “Uncle Jesse’s glider” in my head. Whatever that means. ALSO last night I dreamed that Taylor Swift gave me a HJ at my prom after party, which was in my grandparents back yard. No joke.
I was suppose to work @5pm tomorrow night at both jobs, OOPS, but I got it switched that I work at Luke’s at 10:30am and Pop’s...
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It Woke Me Up
I went to bed late last night. Well later than I would like to have gone to sleep, but I’ve been reading so much, recently Richard Dawkin’s The God Delusion. The point is that I went to bed late last night, but woke up at 7am and extremely sad.
Why was I sad? (I actually dreamed about bagels) Well, because-and I didn’t think this would affect me so much- I woke up sad and...
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“The religion of one age is the literary entertainment of the next.”
– Ralph Waldo Emerson
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The Delfonics - Didn’t I (Blow Your Mind...
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It's hard to imagine the suffering this remarkably...
youngmanhattanite:
alexbalk:
“These days, of course, most people working corporate jobs have smart phones. But while it would seem a personal smart phone would be a person needed to set him/herself free, the fact is the devices can both alleviate your sense of isolation and exacerbate it. A Goldman Sachs analyst said she has become troublingly dependent on her smart phone, which she uses for...
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Sometimes you get a new job
at a Lobster Place just before the Maine Lobster Festival is about to start, and it gets you to thinking about lobsters and you remember the David Foster Wallace essay, Consider The Lobster and then decide to mass e-mail everyone who works for the company (via google groups) a link to the article with your own detailed opinion on the piece but stop and wonder, if you’re going over...
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This whole Tumblr-Not-Showing-Likes thing is...
CAN THEY JUST HIRE SOME MORE BROS TO CODE SOME SHIT SO THAT MINOR FEATURES WON’T GO DOWN ALL THE TIME?
Clearly I know nothing about coding websitez but I mean, there has to be a way to keep this ship afloat. Staff, want me to pay 9.95 a month to keep it runnin’, cuz I will? Tumblr’s already a huge time suck for me, I might as well be paying for it.
Edit: this post was...
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The World's Good Tonight, Twitter Proves That...
My new employer Luke’s Lobsters started following me on twitter…
AND
NYC The Blog selected me to win a contest!
Great day, although due to train’s not working I walked almost 4 miles. I’m gettin’ fit, tumblr.
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Everything is so amazing right now.
New York City, Rushmore on tv at The Charleston, both jobs, Brooklyn, music, life.
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Whitesnake - Here I Go Again
It’s no...
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“Heinous chicks come a dime a dozen And...
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"Hey, can I get a?"
This is driving me crazy. Like, I’m on the brink of snapping at the next girl or guy who comes into my restaurant and asks, “Can I get, uh, can I get a cheeseburger?” No, NO Williamsburg hipster you can NOT get a cheeseburger. You can politely order a cheeseburger, pay for it, and I will get it for you. Here’s an example of how to do that. “Hi, may I have a...
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enjoywontyou:
Colin Meloy - “Every Day is Like...