September 2010
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August 2010
The Whiskey Monologues and I want to hang out with...
We’re currently in soho drinking at The Whiskey Ward and if you’re game send me a message and meet up with us. Do it.
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Walking into the Tumblr office with the Whiskey...
I’ll be in touch.
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Watchaletdownsquid:
My book, Sandwich, has received full funding through Kickstarter.
Donald did it everyone!!!!
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Nirvana — Dumb
Captains Dead, a great music...
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One thing I left out
of my last post. Is that I have a bag. Inside this bag is a cat. That cat needs to be let out.
Tomorrow the Whiskey Monologues is coming to New York City, a one night only, limited engagement, and presumably we will ride or die. But seriously, folks. I either expect to be dead on Wednesday or totally stoked on life, and probably broke.
There may be pictures, or it may be a story I won’t be...
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Have not done much today
aside from reading a award-winning John McEnroe essay, obsess over men’s footwear, and shrinking my 501 shrink-to-fit jeans. Oh, and eating the worst breakfast ever. (You should have seen me scoff at the counter girl when I asked if they had lunch yet and she said no. Seriously, you’re open 24/7 and you don’t always have motherfucking nuggets?)
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Anonymous asked: How old are you?
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Kansas - Carry On Wayward Son
Woke up at 6a,...
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I mean where *are* all of the single, attractive...
There has to be at least three of them out there. Of course if a woman does fit that description she’ll probably be insane—but that’s a call I’ll make on the spot and not necessarily a disqualifier.
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331 Club
hollygonightly:
When I show up at bars by myself I like to pretend I’m really important responding to pressing work emails this late on a Friday night.
Just met four girls I never want to be friends with. The first said she’s ‘over’ beer, the second didn’t bring cash, the third didn’t tip and the fourth just spilled her gin and tonic down my back.
Most people are awful people.
hecatesgirl-deactivated20101012 asked: That would be an awesome bad line. "Excuse me. I haven't kissed a woman in over a year. Think we can change that?" You never know. It might work. Have you ever used a really bad line on a girl?
kathrynsoloway asked: Oh no, that must have been some other tumblr admirer. Haha, feel cool that you have so many. I'll becoming in less than four months. But maybe I'll steal her idea and come into Luke's Lobster anyway. I'm pretty confident in my ability to be more memorable than her.
obligedtoshare asked: How do you think you can be sure you're not just running away?
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“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that....”
– Drew Carey (via kathrynsoloway)
Goddamn I said goddamn. This ranks high on my all-time favorite quotes.
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kathrynsoloway asked: You're hot. Congrats.
mollywho asked: If there is one thing that you'd like to fulfill the most in your life, what would it be?
What are your thoughts on love?
What are your thoughts on love?
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Chet Baker — You Don’t Know What Love...
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Things I Find In My Left Hand →
New tumblr, ya’ll. I blatantly stole this idea from my good friend, Robb, and if he has a problem with that he can fight me. :) I want your pics of what you find in your left hand.
P.S. No cocks!
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Everyone’s Got The $2 Excuses
Like;...
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Justin Bieber to play Marty McFly.
nedhepburn:
Clearly there are now two America’s running parallel alongside each other in the space-time continuum. On the other one it’s ok to build mosques, eat eggs, and people read books. Kim Kardashian is just a stripper and Justin Bieber is a regular kid who likes to play catch.
And then in this reality they think it’s ok to remake Back To The Future, eggs kill you, nobody reads anything...
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Anonymous asked: In 4 months, I'm taking a trip to New York City. I'm going to come into Luke's Lobster, hope you're there, and talk to you. I hope I'll be memorable enough for you to write about later on. I think you're incredibly interesting.
Just got "iced" for the first time.
Better late than never.
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Bobby Darin - Mack The Knife
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It's a perfect example of how drug prohibition... →
suburbanmike:
I don’t do cocaine. But if I did, I’d be worried.
(article via criminalwisdom)
Super interesting read. If I were to start using drugs again, I’d be worried.
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Further Seems Forever →
So yeah… Further Seems Forever kind of changed my life in 2001 with their album The Moon Is Down. Now they have a website with a cryptic video of the title track with original lead singer Chris Carrabba that ends with the word “SPRING” on the screen. I’m not sure I can wait till spring for whatever they’re doing.
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The Sunday (I'm telling a story so follow along)
Started terrible, see. Around 10 pm on the previous Saturday a co-worker name Luis threw a party. This kid was so into it. He spent like two weeks planning the party, invited everyone from work, and basically went out of his way to make sure that everyone who showed up had a fucking blast. Of course, I didn’t want to go. No fucking way I’d go to the Bronx just to go to some kids...
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