November 2011
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ANYONE FROM TUMBLR IN TAMPA INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT...
I had to return my car just now to avoid an extra day charge and I will be sitting around the airport until 8:30PM. It’s been 15 minutes and I’m already so bored.
also, heymikewaskom.com/ask for my phone number so we can txt all dayyyy.
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Saturday Things
So by now you must have realized that I’m in Florida for my sister’s wedding and that yeah, when I moved to NYC I left a ton of shit behind. Like a lot of books (300?), maybe 200 dvd’s, 50 or so records and player. Still considering how to bring all this back, if at all. I did pick out a few books that I want to read or re-visit.
The Rum Diary, Thompson: Quick breeze through so...
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Internal Existential Struggle
If my plane crash-lands and I’m in a LOST situation, would I be Jack or Sawyer? Maybe I’d be Kate, maybe.
But for damn sure I’d really WANT to be Desmond, but I know I could never be Desmond and that’s just plain devastating, realizing you’re not who you really want to be.
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Tomorrow Morning I'm Going To Florida
for the first time since I left a year and a half ago. My sister is getting married. I left Florida hating everything about it, hating my life. Now I’m going back, on top of the world, and all I want is drive-thru Taco Bell.
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theinfinitegeneration asked: in that picture you posted, julian assange looks like barney stinson.
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Really confused as to why Obama got a Tumblr.
garrisonkeillor:
jimmykimmellive:
katokaelin:
sorenkierkegaard:
reblog to cast your ballot!
Yeah, weird.
Punchline!!
This reminds me of a story from my childhood on Lake Woebegone…
All of the Celebrity Tumblrs that I currently run weight in on the Obama Has A Blog Thing.
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At Bars
stair at people’s mouths. Grimace when they grimace. Nod and smile when they do. Lean in to listen, but don’t.
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my most recent iPhone Google searches (Part II)
shmeva:
•best pizza in the USA •why is Bob from The Biggest Loser getting fat •in marriage, who buys the groom’s ring •scariest photo ever •Jack Hanna
*cnr volleyball (they clogged the line at Popeye’s, I was MAD) *news earthquake *patrick stump fat *de casibus virorum illustrium *wiki the playboy club *wiki dunkin donuts *hood rich
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Short List Of Things GOD Told People To Do
End the tyranny in Iraq — GW Bush
Kill and eat your girlfriend — Some Nut In Texas
Shoot a game winning basket — Ron Artest
Defend marriage from the gays — Michelle Bachmann
Run for president — Herman Cain
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Drunk Confession
i’ve got a lot of meaningless tattoos, so I’m looking at you, tumblr for tattoo ideas.
You, of all people know what stuff I like, so you should be able to come up with some good ideas. Let me know. Best idea gets tattooed on me!
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Cherry
sincesheleft:
Black-red, popcrunchsplat on molars, as sweet and as bitter as firsts with Jenny N., under slides at recess, between bunk beds, in the darkness of the backseat on long car rides home, when we rolled our tongues over firm flesh, lips pursed on the word “push”, gentle bites and plucks of stems, we bumped teeth at her brother’s sleepover, we fumbled in the back of movie theaters, cola...
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The Kids Are Actually Sort of Alright →
New York MAGAZINE
Kind of noted earlier, but just to reiterate, this article is horrible.
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