May 2011
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Just bought and installed an air conditioner
I’m suddenly that much more attractive to women in New York.
shmeva:
Never coming to Governors Island again.
NEVER FORGET
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Where Food Truck Drivers Go To The Bathroom, And... →
The line for the Luke’s Lobster Truck (@lukeslobster) was insane, so we were lucky enough to snag Mike Waskom for a few minutes (though not lucky enough to snag a lobster roll - all sold out!). He agrees with Natasha that starting a food truck is a hard business, evidenced with how frequently he goes to City Hall to fight parking tickets.
IN WHICH I BLUNDER MY WAY THROUGH AN INTERVIEW...
Anonymous asked: Do you really expect anyone to believe you actually fucked Lindsay Lohan?
You'd be alot cooler if you fucked her and didn't promote it all over the internet.
You'd be alot cooler if you fucked her and didn't promote it all over the internet.
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"It's like I'm calling you from the movie...
I actually said that on the phone tonight, and sort of meant it.
Worked real hard today. Payin’ the cost to be the boss, an shit. Almost done returning work emails and updating spreadsheets and then ima settle down for a nice Hulu evening (3rd night in a row, FRINGE tonight). Simmering low for my Birthday tomorrow…
Last year I bought myself a great present. This year someone is...
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Went to IKEA today
I didn’t buy a desk, like I set out to. Instead I bought a dining room table, and I’m using it as a desk. My room is that big. I could still fit a couch and coffee table in here.
And so my internet is working again, expect great things. Or, at least for me to catch up on Hulu queue.
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I HAVE THE INTERNET AT HOME AGAIN
"Sometimes I wonder if I could eat more tacos... →
My best tweet ever, I think.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MORRISSEY
i love u
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This Is Always What I Think Of In Times Like These
“Our posturings, our imagined self-importance, the delusion that we have some privileged position in the Universe, are challenged by this point of pale light. Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark. In our obscurity, in all this vastness, there is no hint that help will come from elsewhere to save us from ourselves.
The Earth is the only world known so far...
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I regard the brain as a computer which will stop working when its components...
– Stephen Hawking, in an exclusive interview with The Guardian, expanding on remarks made in his most recent book, The Grand Design.
[guardian.]
I
Don’t have internet at home
Tried to make a mends
Miss her
Am drinking
Had a great weekend
Love shorts
Can not be judged
Love Mr. Hitchens
Think that my life, and hers, is less rich every second we spend apart
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Wholesome rainy Sunday afternoon activities:
emmakempsell:
Pyjamas, card games, Simon & Garfunkel, Oreos.
Scratch that, reverse it.
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