July 2011
"When does Gaga turn 27?"
—Me, discussing the 27 Club.
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I just want you to click play. That way I...
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Who was better in their heyday?
Britney or Christina, Whitney or Mariah? I would buy Whitney Houston a lobster roll, and just be like, “Girl, because Bobby.” and just walk away.
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I have been thinking about this A LOT, and since...
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What's the difference between a lobster with only...
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“And still there is something to be said for this out past curfew feel. For...”
– been thinking…
Oh shit, Erica hits it right on the head, here in this post about what it’s like to start fresh. It’s how I felt, about moving to New York. I still feel it too, when I’ve had a hard day and I’m driving through traffic and I’m angry at the city for...
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It's said of the Mona Lisa that: "her eyes follow... →
And that is never more true, or creepy, than in this NSFW video of the Mona Lisa watching over as Melissa and her friend have sex together with Nick.
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“The way I put it is that Congress has already ordered the pizza. They approved...”
– Slate’s Debt-Ceiling Primer
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I’m always lost in thought as I walk the block to...
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And so I'm a little bit drunk, so I thought,
why am I following Zooey Deschanel on tumblr?
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You got to appreciate what an explosive element...
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Remember the phenomena that was Magic Eye?
Miss u 1990’s
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“It makes me angry to think after years of being a punching bag in the press that...”
– Ryan Adams on Amy Winehouse.
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Can't say that I'm sad about Amy Winehouse dying
she never enriched my life, nor gave any indication that she cared about her own!
I’m going to a NY Redbulls game in New Jersey!?
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It's hot enough that I'm wearing a head-wrap made...
while eating a frozen snickers bar
I have nothing to do for the next 45 minutes
so I’m just going to sit here and wait patiently for the “It’s SO HOT” memes to roll out on my dash.
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Every Time I Die — “Romeo A...
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Second 15 hour day in a row
complete. Tomorrow will be fucking hot, but, I will get through, because I’m a champion and do not fail. Friday night, Happy Hour (or 6) then Saturday going to a NY Redbulls match in New Jersey with Tristan and then Sunday PARK DAY, ALL DAY!
I actually enjoy this shit.
Pointless fight when you're always right.
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