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celebraterickysargulesh:

I asked a guy I’d been out with twice before to go to a concert at Prospect Park with a group of my friends. He accepted the invitation and asked me to have dinner at his place first in Crown Heights, which is a mighty rapey neighborhood for a girl from the West Village. I was proud of myself for trucking all the way out there alone, but I started to get angry during the walk from the train that he had no regard for my safety. As we entered our second hour of waiting for his friend to prepare dinner, I mentioned that we were late for the concert, and he said, “you should just go by yourself.” A trip to the ghetto left me hungry and dateless.

[Later, in the comments]

“i was making fun of myself there, for being one of those ridic girls from the west village who doesn’t like to commute to rapey brooklyn neighborhoods with her balenciaga bag, but you didn’t get it, so i’ll keep trying! comedy…subjective…and whatnot.”

TEE HEE.

You may have more luck getting raped in Midtown or Greenwich Village than in Crown Heights. Though I can’t guarantee the safety of that Balenciaga…

celebraterickysargulesh

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  1. muchlessmuchmore reblogged this from saythatscool and added:
    lol @ reading Thought Catalog
  2. analogplanets reblogged this from heymikewaskom and added:
    Cool, making girls from...look like bitches....truck my butt...
  3. heymikewaskom reblogged this from tylercoates and added:
    You may have more luck getting raped in Midtown or Greenwich Village than in Crown Heights. Though I can’t guarantee the...
  4. teamsweeting reblogged this from celebraterickysargulesh and added:
    Apropos of recent developments: I’m moving to Crown Heights and still think Thought Catalog is very much the website its...
  5. saythatscool reblogged this from lifeaquatic and added:
    have any funny jokes...share when you retell the story? I like jokes.
  6. lifeaquatic reblogged this from brianvan and added:
    Hey you guys want to hear about my most recent bad date?
  7. brianvan reblogged this from youngmanhattanite
  8. youngmanhattanite reblogged this from tylercoates and added:
    Fight this generation.
  9. theemilywarmanstory reblogged this from tylercoates and added:
    It’s nice when people explain their jokes. That is a nice thing to do! A lot of people just don’t “get” stuff sometimes....
  10. vicemag said: In which ‘rapey’ = black?
  11. katherinestasaph reblogged this from tylercoates and added:
    Fish in a barrel vacuum-packed with fish, except that someone also smeared superglue all over the outside of the barrel...
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