SO SERIOUSLY GUYS, LISTEN UP…
I realized today that my girlfriend, the girl I’m dating is the hot/sexy/librarian/indie chick type…basically the perfect woman. Let me explain.
She’s way hot, and her favorite food is potato. You think an olsen twin or a lindsanity’s favorite food, ever is the potato? No way, but a normal girl who’s got great self esteem can actually eat tasty foods and still be hot. It’s that easy for her.
Secondly, she works in a BOOKSTORE, selling books and making coffee- two things I already love.
She’s smarter than me, earlier tonight I compaired my memory(almost perfect recall) to a flash drive, and her brain to a super computer. Sure the flash drive remembers all the shit you put on it, but the super computer actually processes stuff and does work. She’s a fuckin’ genius.
She finds me attractive, sexually(this can’t happen everyday can it?). And around her I feel like a fuckin’ stud, all the time.
Lastly, she supports all the crazy shit that I always wanna do. Pancakes at 2am? Sure, babe. Let’s drive to South Carolina? No problem. Ride bikes in the hot sun? When do we leave?
Life is perfect.
Basically refer to the Blink-182 song “Josie”.
This shit rules.
