WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO MEET THE RIGHT GIRL?
I mean, it’s 2010. What do I have to do to meet that ‘perfect’ girl. Cute, not hot. Smart, not a dolt. Smells nice. Eats well. Stands tall. Makes her point, without being a bitch. Sexy. Likes music. Likes country music. Doesn’t complain about my snoring. Makes her own way. Able to put me in my place. Won’t take my shit.
I’m not asking for too much. I don’t want the earth moved. I just want something real, and normal, and cute.
I mean, SURE - I want fruit covered pancakes at 3am and sweet tea on porches but these are reasonable requests, aren’t they?
Ladies of the America, let’s do this. Don’t make me try E-Harmony, AGAIN. Tell all your friends, mmk?
